March 2012
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February 2012
91 posts
I don’t know why Koreans just LOVE to sit next to me while I’m studying. They usually come in swarms - SWARMS. MOTHER FUCKING SWARMS. AND THEY’RE ANNOYING. I don’t know which is worse: packs of Viets, Chinese, Japs, or them kooooooreanz.
GAS PRICES ARE CRAYSHEEEEEEEEE
Zzzz
I can’t wake up on time for 8 AM classsesssss.
Esp. Since its philosophy; I don’t have any motivation to get out of bed.
How did I ever wake up for 6:50 AM classes during high school for all four yearssss.
BAHHH don’t even have enough time to make tea or get a Starbucks.
GUWAHHHHHH
New Sex Position
jeromeo-:
dianabaabe:
kimburrit0:
ssalenaax3:
baayleyx3:
iansteezy:
xandratujan:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
LOLOL
Lol wth.
LMFAO. i would kill .
omfg…………………
HAHAHAHA
LOOOOOL omggggg
Challenge Accepted.
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
god damn i should really start trying to expand my vocabulary.
i had to repeat my e-mail to this girl through the phone, AND UGH, SO FRUSTRATING.
so i was like … “C as in cat.. and n as in… neck.. and g… as in guy… and u as in…”
AND IT TOOK ME LIKE SOOO LONG TO THINK OF A WORD FOR EVERY LETTER.
like,
seriously, i was thinking “n” as in...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
OH MY GOD
you have been a huge thorn in my ass. i am going to kick you out of my life if you keep this up, HOLY CRAP.
I
AM GOING
TO KICK
YOU OUT
OF MY LIFE
SO
SOON
O
M
G
i am going to take your existence and shove it into a dark hole holy shit holy shit -_____-
YAYY :)
productive day today! weeeheee :3
spaceconfessional:
HAPPY VARENTINES DAY
i bought myself cookies HEHHEHEHHEH
I LOVE YOU CHRISTINE
I LOVE YOU TOO, CHRISTINE
<3333333 :3
Another Normal Christine
Christine: Omg I farted and period blood came out
Me: HOLY SHIT
Me: Omg I just started laughing out loud in the lounge for the longest time.
Christine: Don't laugh at my pain bitch.
hi jenny
wrongjenny:
songp:
wrongjenny:
songp:
wrongjenny:
songp:
happy early valentine’s day, papi
Give me a heart box of chocolate.
i give yew more than a heart box of chocolate
i give yew diam0nd reeng
ask yew to marry meh
Give me a house. GIVE ME LOOOOVEEE.
i give yew my body
it is de most expesii house of all
Give me an A+ on my Midterm tomorrow.
...
hi jenny
wrongjenny:
songp:
wrongjenny:
songp:
happy early valentine’s day, papi
Give me a heart box of chocolate.
i give yew more than a heart box of chocolate
i give yew diam0nd reeng
ask yew to marry meh
Give me a house. GIVE ME LOOOOVEEE.
i give yew my body
it is de most expesii house of all
hi jenny
wrongjenny:
songp:
happy early valentine’s day, papi
Give me a heart box of chocolate.
i give yew more than a heart box of chocolate
i give yew diam0nd reeng
ask yew to marry meh
wrongjenny:
Hi Christine. Happy Valentines Day my favorite geisha.
i give you heart box full of chocolate
Normal Christine
Me: Fuck I should just go to UCI to be with you forever.
Christine: I'm digging shit from under my nails. No get the fuck away from me.
Me: DIGGING SHIT FROM UNDER YOUR NAILS?? WTF ARE YOU DOING?
Christine: Like I eat stuff and it gets stuck under my nails.
Me: Oh okay, not literally shit.
Christine: And I let it stay there so I can eat it during class.
Me: WTF?
Christine: It's called conserving. :D
hi jenny
happy early valentine’s day, papi
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE DAY. FICKING TRRRIBLE DAY
